How would you go about talking a dragon out of eating you, especially if no weapons were available?
Y'all, I tried to think of something witty and clever to write in response to this. I really did. I considered discussing the various types of dragons found commonly in literature and how I would approach each of them. I considered writing a parody of the Bilbo/Smaug confrontation (from the BOOK). Heck, I considered writing an Alice in Wonderland-esque epic about the unknown sub-plot in Beowulf, the one where I took on Grendel's aunt's ex-husband.
I've been nannying everyday for months, the stress regarding Esprit has turned me into a grunting thug, I had to take the ACT yesterday just cuz I'm homeschooled, crazy college stuff, AND I have the pleasure of being forced into an anesthetic sleep while a doctor cuts into my gums to remove FOUR wisdom teeth tomorrow.
So, all in all...
I would dash some paprika on myself...
probably eat some bizarre food for flavoring...
And then ask if his stomach has sound-proof lining and a nice corner to curl up in and hyperventilate.
(But seriously though...)
What about you? How would you go about talking a dragon out of eating you, especially if you did not have any weapons available? Tell me in the comments or, better yet, go write your own blog post and post the link in the comments! Feel free to use the banner!
Thanks to everyone who participated in last week's question! If you'd like to learn about some awesome characters and their stories, check out the links below!
Savannah at Savannah Jay's Workshop
Jenelle at Jenelle Schmidt
Dorian at Dorian Writes
Hayden at Story Girl
Heidi at Along the Brandywine
Grace at A Live Masterpiece
Be sure to check out Savannah's blog tomorrow to find out how she would take on the dragon!